Mongostein

joined 2 years ago
[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Can you grab mine since you’re going back?

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ugh what was it….? I had a player saying he should be getting 4D8 hit dice HP at lvl 4 after we’d already gone through 1-3 properly, then reading the rule saying you get one hit die per level.

“Per level! That’s level 4 so I get 4!”

He would not give it up so I was like, “I guess it could be interpreted that way if you were trying really hard to gain an advantage, but earlier in the book it says DM has the final say and I say it’s one.”

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh thanks! When I was here before I was the only comment… or maybe they just didn’t load or something. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 59 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Does this cat have extra ears??

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 years ago

Hmmmm… does it work like that?

Yeah I suppose so. Stupid English.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You said she wasn’t, but she was.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

She was in an affair

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (8 children)

An affair still involves two people (or more!) even if only one is married

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

Monkey’s paw: the dog speaks English, but doesn’t understand it.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Total GILF. The danish accent really does it for me too.

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