LiterallyLMAO

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Excuse me sir, but my car just broke down and needs a new tire and I left my wallet at home. If you could give me just 20 cat treats for the tire, I promise I'll mail you the treats back when I get home."

[โ€“] LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Cool, now you have cat anus on your dough prep area! Enjoy your complementary toxoplasmosis!