Janx

joined 2 months ago
[–] Janx@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

The feetsies can't be cold if they're blanketed by tail! Duh...

[–] Janx@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mustache them a question: "Are you a good kitty?"

[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"I guess I'm confused. Are we having fun, or it are we playing Unwinnable Logic Simulator against an adversarial DM?"

Because a true BBEG would conquer an area, then overwhelm us with 100% of its conscripted fighters...

[–] Janx@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One Argonian Ale, please!

[–] Janx@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

I'll hold your coat while you hold that other person's coat. Cat is and was adorable!

[–] Janx@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry, I have no tips, just listen to a knowledgeable, caring vet. 😿 But I still wanted to say thank you for adopting and caring for your fuzzy friend, since they are unable to verbally do so. Wishing you the best in everything you do! People who look after people (and animals) truly are the saints of our world...

[–] Janx@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Amazing. People like you genuinely restore my faith in humanity...

[–] Janx@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does she let you trim her claws? What about getting her into a carrier to go to the vet? My cat loves me, but freaks out when I try. Wish there was a way to do those without stressing her out...

[–] Janx@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't recommend it. Zero first-hand knowledge, but I've heard their Loss Prevention department is diligent and ruthless. Apparently, they carefully document and tabulate the total theft of return shoplifters. Then, when they have the chance to catch them, they hold on for longer without doing anything. The thief gets emboldened (and has no idea the total dollar amount). Then, Target swoops in, and has law enforcement there waiting. Suddenly, it's a felony charge based on the accumulated loss...

[–] Janx@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

He'll enjoy Rainbow Bridge snacks when he's done with snacks in this world... And not a moment sooner!

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