Gormadt

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[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

Facts and sometimes I'll give them advantage or disadvantage based on the lead up and the back ground I have established for the character.

No lead up, the barmaid's been through some shit recently? disadvantage my friend.

Chatting before hand, the party are frequent flyers to the bar, the barmaid is single, AND the barmaid is looking for a relationship? Advantage bud, you earned it.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

Did that and when the monk was engulfed in the cloud of poison taking no damage he felt like quite the badass going for a flurry of blows with advantage (I told him with advantage because the dragon wasn't expecting him to be unfazed and he kept himself concealed in the cloud on his approach).

That's also when the rest of the party found out the monk was immune to poison.

10/10 would do that again

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Facts

Also everytime the sun sets I'm out to take a gander at it

I load trucks for a living so I have access to outside really quick and easy

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Hell I know 2 aromantic people and they both had different ways of seeing it and expressing it but the one thing they had in common about it was saying that it sucked having to explain it each time.

Like I'm biromantic and demisexual, which everyone seems to have questions about IRL so usually I just leave it at "I'm Bi". But a brief explanation: I'm romantically attracted to a lot of people but sexual attraction isn't something that pops into my mind quickly, typically. In general I have to get to know people a bit before my brain basically goes "You know..." In a sexual way. But I'll much sooner be like "Damn I wonder what kind of flowers they like?".

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 months ago

OMFG they're cute!

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Laughed my ass off with this line. It's so fucking true.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The youths refer to me as old (I'm in my 30s) but I will always offer advise to queer folk that need it.

I remember being a young isolated queer and I hope that others never have to deal with what I've experienced alone.

We're in this together and as the future looks rough, finding others is more important than ever.

The found family will be there with you.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago

The only dangerous aspect of my queer life is the dangers from homophobes

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to stick around and fight like hell

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

It's just like the people who say that all furries are left wing, it's very much not the case. There's an unfortunately large number of right wing furries.

Though they don't make up the majority by any stretch but you'll quickly find them if you know what dog whistles to look out for.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Straight facts

Though my party hasn't done some as intimately evil as your play did, they've definitely committed some crimes against humanity at this point.

Selling WMDs to a crime lord, giving goblin Hitler (they never asked his political aspirations) access to a weapons manufacturing plant on par with WW1 tech, etc, etc.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Once I read it aloud it clicked for me

Puns are the best

 

I'm a Bi dude and literally get so tongue tied sometimes I sound like Porkie Pig

 

I'm a Bi dude and I get so tongue tied sometimes I literally sound like Porkie Pig.

 
 
 
 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/7120992

I was over at my dad's place when I noticed some kittens napping in one of his flower pots

Apparently there used to be flowers in this one until his cats decided it was a good napping spot

 

I was over at my dad's place when I noticed some kittens napping in one of his flower pots

Apparently there used to be flowers in this one until his cats decided it was a good napping spot

 
 
 
 
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