Do you think you can throw this knife into the target?
I can handle it.
Godnroc
joined 2 years ago
Warlocks are the pets of other beings doing tricks to earn treats.
And yet the listing would still probably say "near mint condition".
"Oh tha's nice. Good grip on the bottom, large top to hit with, large middle for deflection. Too bad ya made it out of this weak wood or it would be an excellent weapon!"
"That is a chair you brute! Was a chair. Now it's fire wood..."
"Ya can sit on it too? Genius! Just needs a place to hold a drink and it could be perfect!"
"... That's a good idea, actually..."
Perception check? Nat 1. There's probably like 6 nails there.
They could probably just do that. Just move to a different career path and show support for an animal activist group; they would get a chance to talk about a cause they support, talk about their father on camera, and honor what so many people remember him for.
The ritual could have been real, but was quietly faked so that a corrupt leader could avoid facing their fate.
Or, the ritual was always fake but used as a cover to assassinate specific targets without consequences.
The ring is also cursed to be unremovable. You either need to get used to stealing every single mundane item from clothes to food every single day or pay the shopkeeper to remove it.