He's always offended about something. 
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I got you covered. ๐

Yeah, I have a double.
Treat generating marble.
Happy birthday Muffin!
Perseus just turned 3 on July 24th. ๐ฅฐ

Yeah, that was cleaned the night before.
Chinchillas don't have an anal sphincter, so the poo just falls out as they hop around.
Yeah, cats are all around assholes.
I'm glad we don't have that problem. I've seen several people commenting the same thing.
Aww! ๐ฅฐ
My dad had to give his cat insulin. Apparently, you can give the shot subdermal on cats.
Yeah, Petey is like that.
The 5 second rule doesn't apply when you have a 2 second dog. ๐
Yep! ๐ฅฐ
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When I hear "Bioshock goon", my brain defaults to set them on fire and shock the water when they jump in to put themselves out.