Dragonstaff

joined 1 year ago
[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Sure they can.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

If your vial of Cobalt 60 doesn't have a flared base....well....I suppose it doesn't really matter. Have fun!

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 4 points 6 months ago

I'm not going to say that affecting an accent for a language one doesn't speak is inherently racist....but it can get there pretty fast.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 3 points 10 months ago

This video is absolutely mental in a way that scratches my brain in all the right places.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Noooo! If cats are able to wield this power, the human race is doomed!

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

6,000 crickets released directly in the audience. (I hope from multiple points.) This is glorious. 😁

Maybe you don't mind if a cricket jumps on you. I'd shudder and shake it off, demonstrating my lack of courage and dexterity. A lot of people will scream, jump around, or run.

Picture these assholes attending their favorite panel at TransphobiaCon. A cricket jumps on someone, she brushes it away in disgust. Another just feels something caught in her hair. She bats at it, looks into it's beady, insectoid eyes and screams. More screams. The Transphobe in Charge can't hold the audience's attention.

There is some sort of insect infestation. Are they harmful? They don't know. But they have to cancel their homophobia speech because nobody wants to sit in a room with thousands of crickets.

This is straight out of an 80's movie and I am here for it!

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago

Happy Birthday!