Darkard

joined 2 years ago
[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 109 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Scroll of summon wisp.

When used nothing appears, but you gain a speech impediment for 1d6 days.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 50 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

A letter that reads:

"Dad

I know things were hard for you when mum died but I know we can get though this together.

I'll see you at the funeral.

Love from Anita"

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Mood chart: which Picasso cat are you?

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago

She's bilingual

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish this bot would stop posting videos it's scaped of Reddit with no sound.

I mean, it's half the content of this one .

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

NK feeling tough with all that russian money jangling in thier pocket right now.

I would not be surprised in the slightest if when Vlad is booted out of Ukraine that he starts a proxy war in Korea to felate his bruised ego

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A rule book for all the different 'coming of age' ceremonies and that the proof of those are.

"Dar'grock the destroyer, soooooo you should have... A....oh! The skull of a foe slain in 1 on 1 combat"

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Frosty the golem

He fashioned ice into a shiv

He was stood in place with a placid face

Roll for initiative