I would be like 5 of these, so I would be multiclassed beyond usefulness. Come to think of it that is a pretty accurate representation...
ChonkyOwlbear
Anything from Rusty is always good stuff!
I played a game where a vampire, a werewolf, and a Promethean worked together to deal with supernatural problems that the powers-that-be couldn't deal with. It was a blast but figuring out how the rules interacted took a lot of improvisation.
Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities has an episode with an Eldritch horror theme called Pickman's Model. Crispin Glover does a super heavy Boston accent and it is fantastic.
A gnoll taken as a cub and raised by good clerics as a test of nature vs nurture. He was all about freeing slaves and offering redemption to evildoers, but was also bloodthirsty in battle with the truly evil.
Gun registration is tyranny, but THIS is totally okay.
When you are your pet's familiar.
IANAL but it looks like the Mississippi hate crime law only covers crimes against people, not property. Guess they didn't want it to disrupt their cross burnings.
EDIT: I totally failed at reading comprehension and missed that it occurred in Iowa, not Mississippi. Looks like Iowa hate crime law DOES include " criminal mischief" which covers damage to property.
I played a campaign where we had a dagger of healing. It worked great against undead (as intended by the DM) and also to torture information out of people (not intended by DM).