Carvex

joined 2 years ago
[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 77 points 3 months ago

Muffin probably knocked up a dozen cats, two dogs and Mrs Johnson’s lawn mower to warrant this public announcement.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Lots of kittens have slightly distorted pupils, they will straighten out as they change color with age.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Original Braincell Occupier

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Fascists gonna fasc.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

When asked about the letter, Ecuador stated "Yo, I can't read this shit".

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Shirtless horsing is best, helps forget former political enemies.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

"We have to get over it" - Cheeto Benito