BeMoreCareful

My x used to try a spray bottle. One of my cats just folded his ears down, squinted, and would then proceed to do whatever it was.

I love that cat.

I'm sure it'll be depressing in some other way.

Don't you know who I am?

Does that squish the back of the speakers up against the wall?

Corporations are living like it's 1930.

Just change your name and the past goes away.

I love his little excited eyes

My orange cat does that with me. He just gets all bitey all of a sudden. I think he's watched me watch a few too many zombie movies.

The only solution is to put him on the floor, but he's older now and more wily. So now he waits for me to get real comfortable and have another cat on my lap, or be in the bed under the covers. then he strikes, but it's with that same determined, moderately confused look.

He's 15 now and he's bitten me almost every day of those fifteen years.

There are worse ways to go.

Little Orange Man

Sometimes you can pick up the kitty get a cuddle and a lap buddy, but sometimes this breeches every code of conduct and is the absolute disrespect.

My household was livid this morning.

"It doesn't matter what the rest of the world is doing, WE had an arrangement"

They're not wrong. Changing time is bullshit.

Did you tear down a laptop on the landing of some stairs?