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Attaxalotl
joined 2 years ago
Once again, Magneto is the best villain
What kind of two-bit good-for-nothing organization wouldn’t supply you with a flamethrower?
“Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”
NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”
“Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”
(In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”
“Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”
P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’
”Can I store things in the dog?”
NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”
You get what you pay for, and that’s not much here.
Teifling Melissa
Pseudi Arabia
Y’all’dn’t’ve thought you could escape the corrupting aura of Texas that easily, right?
Summoning Japan / Nihonkoku Shoukan
Where they kill an Oni with a 35mm autocannon
I’m either one of the dragons or a resident of Wizarddidit
That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards