Alaknar
In my headcanon, that’s not his real name
It's one of his names. As an Ainu (a spirit), he was called Curumo.
Guy who is pretty strong and is a blacksmith: Ethan Smith.
All names mean something. Or rather: meant something at some point in history.
Not "nearly" and not "Celeborn Teleporno".
Celeborn is his name in the language Sindarin.
Teleporno is his name in the language Quenya.
I think you can see the similarities between "Cele/Tele" and "born/porn(o)", right?
Similarly Galadriel (Sinadrin) has a Quenya name - Altáriel.
We have very similar situations here on Earth with differences in spelling/pronunciation between languages (and ages): James vs Iacobus or Catherine vs Aikaterínē.
it immediately gets tangled up and take 1d6 minutes per 5ft of rope to untangle
Should be a Dexterity check per 5ft per 1d6 minutes to make it even more diabolical.
How do I report OP for posting my personal details?