Agrivar

Robert Anton Wilson?

I suppose using chopsticks to pick up each piece of food individually would be slower...

Still, dumb human for not picking up the far larger bowl shards first, and then using a dustpan and brush to sweep up all the cat food easily.

I'll be honest: I've never seen the movie, but I have seen enough references to it and memes made from screenshots of it that I instantly guessed what it was. The fact that we're in rpgmemes did help.

After years of uncontrolled MtG addiction, I have so many basic lands that I used them for that, and to scoop up weed to put in the bowl, and to pick my teeth, and to cut into doobie filters, etc etc.

Hint: it's the ignorance / under-education.

Given that both ends pass through a hole in the post, to the back side that we can't see, I'm going to guess that knots are holding it in place.