A_Random_Idiot

joined 2 years ago
[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

My swear jar would be 9x as big and still overflowing, because swearing is all I have left in my life.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is how you handle it.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

This isnt cute.

Encouraging this behavior is setting your cats up for a miserable, awful, torturous death.

And when it happens, It will be 100% your fault and you will find no respite from the blame.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Money doesnt buy happiness.

Money buys medical care, that leads to happiness.

It buys good food, which leads to happiness.

it buys shelter and transportation, that leads to happiness.

Having money removes one of the biggest, most miserable stressors in the vast majority of peoples lives.. Which leads to more happiness.

It offers freedom to splurge and do something for yourself, which improves your happiness.

Money cant buy happiness, but money can buy a fuckload of the things you need to give you happiness.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Guys guys guys, I cant be responsible for their genocide. All I've done is given them weapons and ammo for their genocide while they are in the middle of executing it without even having the common decency to lie and call it something else, and protected their explicitly claimed genocide from international repercussions, but I dont see how I can be at all responsible for it!"

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What the fuck does Israel have on America, that America bends over so eagerly with greasy asshole for them?!

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yep. Its not a matter of if, but when.

"but I always check first!" Yeah, until you are busy one day and don't. Then you beat and broil your pet to death in the most cruel and inhumane way possible.

No idea how many times I've seen pictures like this, that inevitably..Maybe a week, maybe a month.. maybe a year later, inevitably end up with tragedy and sobbing, and absolute refusal to take any personal responsibility for what they did.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

What it looks like is an image you are gonna look at and realize how stupid you were in retrospect when the inevitable tragedy occurs from allowing your pets to treat a washer/dryer as a fun place to play and hide.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The behind the scenes in Belarus and Russia must be going worse than anyone knows if he feels the need to do this.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Clever russians, detecting artillery fire by the explosions on their equipment!

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I'm not an expert on foreign affairs, but from what I understand, UK got kind of a sweetheart deal to be included in EU originally.

I doubt very seriously they will get such a sweet heart deal next time, since they are proven an unreliable and fickle partner.. and thats on the pretense they are allowed back in at all.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Well thats just an entire chain of people that are so completely divorced from reality, common sense, and compassion, that humanity would only benefit from them being skimmed out of the gene pool.

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