Well, with a name like "Little Demon", this ones on you. You should have seen that name at the shelter and said "Ya know what? I don't have the time for Little Demon. I'll adopt Snowball instead."

Don't get me wrong, Snowball is a bigger psychopath than Little Demon, but you wouldn't know that. Her full name is "Snowball's chance in hell that your testicles survive".

It's weird how we name cats after their violent tendancies in this universe.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Only real difference is that snowball’s a main coon. And a chonk. One might say “the Main Chonke.”

[–] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I had a cat that, for 16 years, would unerringly launch herself onto my groin as I lay in bed. Swapping places with my partner did not help. Only her passing released me.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this guy sleep with his exposed groin directly under the door frame?

If so, I can’t really blame the cat.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Force can be transferred through clothes and duvets

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

But he so cyoooot!!

[–] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

super mega death pownce, "Look John. We need to talk."

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

My dog's behavior looks better every day.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

WAKE UUUUUUUUUP!