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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

Steve: “Bitch set me up!”

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 30 points 2 years ago

He wanted to infiltrate the raccoons. There was just a minor flaw in the plan.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Sets possum trap

traps Steve

Steve is a possum

[–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do it again for "only Siths deal in absolutes".

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

frezik claims "only Siths deal in absolutes"

Statement itself is an absolute

Therefore frezik must be lying, mistaken, or Sith. Or exaggerating. Or quoting. Or this whole thing is just a hallucination.

I think that covers all cases. At least the most common ones.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

What about All of the Above?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

No, Steve’s owner is the idiot.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

When me and my folks were deciding wether to get a kill trap or have a heart trap to trap coons and thank goodness we picked the have a heart trap as our cat Vlad got trapped the very first night then the next we caught the neighbors cat then the 3rd night we finally caught a raccoon

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Such a Steve move

Classic Steve

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

He Steve'd it for sure

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I like to think that there's an ongoing saga of wits between Steve and the local wizard possum. Steve is basically wily coyote here. And the possum is a mutha fuckin wizard!

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 13 points 2 years ago

Steve is Irish >> Steve O'possum

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 2 years ago

Haha! Steve! That's a people name!

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's wrong with possums?

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I too am curious why one would trap them. But I don’t have them around here.

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub -1 points 2 years ago