This is me cat, Pepper.
He is a good lad, top class kitty with a penchant for chicken.
Waltzed in here and sat down there where you see in the picture, thought I should snap a photo of this whiskered gentleman.
..............ok, my cat Karmalee died almost 10 years ago. She was a pissy little fucker. She lived me. She was sweet with me.
Anybody else? YOU GET THE CLAWS!!!
Seriously. She would not hesitate to ruin your day if you weren't me, and tried to pet her.
Your cat looks just like her. Does your cat LOVE cuddling with you, but would just as soon scratch anybody elses eye?