cats

Cat: I am a cat not a baby. Make a baby if you want a baby. *slaps mug off of bench*

All the poor Kitty wants is a new playmate.

Why buy tuna flavoured??

I mean.... At least you noticed before using them 😅

The cat just wants a baby so it can sleep on it's warm face.

We have to literally lock up the wife's toys. Our little bastard has shredded more than one cardboard box to get at them. The first time we'd had no idea what happened to it. A month later I was doing a deep clean of the living room and found it under the couch. So we put it in a box in a cupboard. Two days later came home and there was cardboard all over the bedroom and he was curled up (edit: with the toy) in his cat tree hut looking very smug.

Yes we clean them thoroughly after use. Yes he's a bastard.

Someone wants babies, and it's not you :D

It's Shinzo Abe's reincarnation.

Kitty wants a tiny human.

The thumb, does it hurt? ;)

Cats really love latex for some reason. 

I've had a cat eat a used johnny from the bin

Cat more likely trying to disrupt intimacy through indirect protest.

kitty loved your partner, they want them to stay

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