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"Well, lad. While I reckon there are easier ways to commit suicide, it's a very short list."

"Oh sh-"

To plug a game that I own and have never played, Stewpot is a game about retired adventures starting a tavern. It sounds like a lot of fun.

https://evilhat.com/product/stewpot/

I would recognize that sword anywhere:

"It was too big to be called a sword... Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw iron."

I need that buster blade so bad