Deer on a hike: Oooh! The majesty of nature!
Deer while driving: Don’t you dare, you suicidal maniac!
Deer in my garden: GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU ROSE EATING, VEGETABLE STEALING, STRAWBERRY TRAMPLING, OVER GROWN RODENT DISEASE VECTOR SHIT MACHINE!!
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2025
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Killed everything in my planter box in our communal grow area and spreading ticks everywhere they go. Bastards.
What kind of deer are these?
Garden variety villains.
(I’ll see my self out. These look like roe deer.)
We called them fluffybutts.
Hope someone comes along who actually knows their shit.
I believe the scientific name is Fluffious Rearendous 🤓
You could drop those in our NW Florida forest and no one would know the difference.
Man! I never even get close. All is get is crashing through the underbrush or, at best, a flash of white tail. :(
Wandering around the forest mumbling to myself, crazy as a prophet, may have something to do with that. 🤷🏻♂️
During our record snowfall (Florida!) a deer and I scared each other up close, only because it was so quiet during the storm.
Kenya believe it?
The really insidious thing about this comment is that I now have the damn song stuck in my head again. It took years for me to get it out the first time.