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That'sa spicy meat-a-ball (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You are assuming we have these items...

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 5 months ago

Sounds like somebody just started a quest for some items!

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

What if the kraken has a giant beak and treats your knight more like a crunchy hot cinnamon candy?

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Then spits them out when they fail a concentration save and the flavor goes away

[–] grausames_G@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 months ago

If my players went through all that trouble of obtaining those items they deserve that one win

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

If the throat of a Kraken is anything like a shark you'll be taking A (dm specified) LOT of bludgeoning damage each turn. Good luck on those concentration saving throws.