The Lord Commander of the Night's Watch was as constipated as he was grim. Some said Mister Fluffybottom had seen all kinds of shit except his own, though they didn't dare saying it when he was near.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 months ago

Nandor the Purrlentless

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 4 points 6 months ago

The moustache I can only envy

[–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

Given that this is a tortoiseshell, tremble before her.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 6 months ago

He reigns with a cruel, fluffy fist.

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago

Boss Tweed-ass son of a tomcat

[–] Morganica@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He fur sure fired upon his striking workers.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

fired upon

oh dear

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Bobo Del Rey vibes

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

it is missing a flail

[–] DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

Ghengis Katt