Today I was floating down a river and there was a duck that landed in the water and the duck quacked and I quacked back and the duck quacked in response.

So basically you can assume that I am a Disney princess.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 19 points 7 months ago

one of my greatest moments was convincing a litter of kittens that I had milk by perfectly emulating their mother's call, much to the annoyance of the mother

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you."

Friedrich Nietzsche

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I want a black cat, or two.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 points 7 months ago

Daily conversation with my tom:

Nyeh!

Nyeh nyeh!

Nyeh!

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

I saw a perfect stranger having a lengthy conversation with my cat the other day. Though, the stranger spoke English: things like, "Stop yelling at me!" Which was appropriate.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 months ago

"what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch!?" –the cat, probably

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I don't know who this guy is, but I've seen a couple of his tweets recently and the man speaks the true true

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I can ask mine to speak and he'll respond. Unfortunately if he's in a mood and I ask him to be quiet he often won't listen.