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Who is that mom
What's her phone number
Does the city have any ordinances against setting up a tent in the park? I got one of them magical dealies that's like a single square outside, but a mansion on the inside.
I'm not going to obey the law if they hate the homeless anyway, but I need to know if I will have to kill any witnesses so I don't get fined.
I knew I would be compared to Brennan eventually.
It's a great complment lol
Holy crap, that was hilarious! Thanks for sharing. =)
2 gold is a lot of money, tho. Inns usually deal in copper.
The gold is not for the beds
Because you always get attacked by cultists or assassins in the middle of the night if you stay at an inn.
Or maybe that's just a Warhammer FRPG thing?
Depending on the inn really. If the innkeeper is having a long nose, a moustasche reminding you of whiskers, a tall hat that covers the ears and offers you a "safe-good sleep-night for you and your man-thing friend-allies" you kind of deserve being attacked.
This happened to a group some days after they killed a human sized white furred rat and its armoured bodyguard, but letting their slaverat run away after since he didnt participate in the fighting and so was innocent.
Not only would I want to pay the 2GP, I would ask my DM for quests in the city. Then again, I prefer urban campaigns.
Me purposefully going into gator country to avoid paying for a hotel in Saint Denis in rdr2:
That's why God gave us random encounters. Whos got first watch?