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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't feeling well yesterday so I took a nap for lunch.

One of the cats was so concerned she came over and cut open my nose.

Thanks Lorelei!

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Yeah... hit me in the nose with claws. While I was asleep. Oh yeah, I'm on blood thinners too. Good times!

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Haha. Jokes on them. I work nights. When I’m watching the time-share kitty, they usually get their zoomies around a half hour after I get home.

Cat zoomies are fun if you’re not trying to sleep through them.

[–] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago

Every morning...

The frustrating part is we worked this out years ago, after bedtime scritches, she wasn't allowed back on the bed until the alarm.

Now she's old, sick and I'm worried any day might be her last. But she seems to know this and takes full advantage. I've woken up with her either purring into my face, sitting on my hip or screaming to announce it's morning.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

HEY! HEY FUCKER! HEY! HEY CANOPENER! HEY!

HEY PET ME

HEY GIVE ME SCRITCHES

YES YES YES

GOOD

GOOD

WAIT FUCK NO ASSHOLE DIE DIE DIE ASSHOLE FUCK OFF I'M OUT

HEY FUCKER!

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 5 points 4 months ago

My previous cat would enter the bedroom at about 7 AM, jump on my bed and try to open my eyes with his claws (thankfully he wasn't doing this with too much strength, otherwise I'd be blind :3)

I miss him so much

[–] sweafa@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

i am a little bit disappointed that i see no cat butthole in this picture