I think my cat chews on plastic because he knows I'll come running out and interact with him. I'm like, you could just meow. If you meow I'll come, too. He is old and set in his ways.

[–] acid_falcon@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My dummy is three-ish. There is no randomly chewed plastic, but if I'm sitting at my desk and not giving him my full attention, he's chewing on everything

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 23 points 10 months ago

4 - So you're 15 years old and deaf now. WHY SO LOUD YOOOWW YOOOOWW.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I read this as 'car' and it almost made sense that way too

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It kinda makes sense until the plastic eating, I think?

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm doing sick ass donuts all the time and going through 2 sets of tires a month. You don't know my driving habits.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

In that case you would be a malevolent little gargoyle just like in the post

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago

Malevolent is such a nice word.

For those, like me, that didn’t know its meaning. It means malicious.