We started with a "zero paw rule" for tables. Our cat, ever the rascal, started to sit on our laps with his front paws on the table propping himself up. It was so cute we had to change it to "two paw rule". That, of course, turned out to be a legal slippery slope.

[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It always is when cats are involved

[–] AlexisBlackbird@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

I like to think he just wasn't smart enough for granularity, but he probably had us all fooled.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Cat: “This is my divine right - my birthright.”

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Am Cat. Will touch the forbidden. You are hepless hoomin.

[–] Gud@retrolemmy.com 8 points 7 months ago

"Wht u gonna do huumin" ahh look

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Are you sure he's not a real lawyer too? I think I saw him in court a few years back.

[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

What a rebel

[–] weirdboy@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

こんな判断？

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Tell him he isn’t allowed to grab a beer from the fridge