We started with a "zero paw rule" for tables. Our cat, ever the rascal, started to sit on our laps with his front paws on the table propping himself up. It was so cute we had to change it to "two paw rule". That, of course, turned out to be a legal slippery slope.

[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It always is when cats are involved

[–] AlexisBlackbird@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

I like to think he just wasn't smart enough for granularity, but he probably had us all fooled.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Cat: “This is my divine right - my birthright.”

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Am Cat. Will touch the forbidden. You are hepless hoomin.

[–] Gud@retrolemmy.com 8 points 11 months ago

"Wht u gonna do huumin" ahh look

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Are you sure he's not a real lawyer too? I think I saw him in court a few years back.

[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

What a rebel

[–] weirdboy@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

こんな判断？

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Tell him he isn’t allowed to grab a beer from the fridge