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[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I gave up on closing the bathroom door, which was fine when only my cat lived there.

But eventually I got a serious gf and forgot that normal people shut the door while pooping. I can still hear her shriek as she walked by "WE'RE NOT THERE YET!"

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope you still have a serious girlfriend!

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We became serious friends which was much better for us. (She also wanted, and now has, kids. I didn't and don't.) But I was one her bridesmaids/dude at her wedding.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I’m glad things are better for you!

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Dude, are you ok?" -- cat probably

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[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

I've also got a silver toilet guardian:

Doesn't scratch at the door, but miaows sadly and repeatedly and bumps into the door until let in.

His need to be in the bathroom if there's a person in there is so strong, he has recently learnt to operate door handles, to let himself in.

If you sit on the toilet too long, you’ll get hemorrhoids. -Your cat

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

She’s so pretty!