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Is that a sacrificial chair, and the rest of the furniture is spotless, or does that happen to everything?

Did you give them a "human-style bath" with a bowl of water and soapy stuff, or did you give them a "cat-style bath" by licking them clean with your tongue?

Firstly, great guide image at the top there. Very useful, thank you :)

Secondly, that AI slop article is hilarious.

"Cut the shampoo into manageable portions" :D

I saw the first one pretty quickly, but it took me ages to spot the second one.

My cats won't go anywhere near my wheel-and-pedals computer since the wheel surprised them with its "power on calibration", where it quite noisily suddenly spins itself all the way left and all the way right.

At that age, kittens will hiss at every smell that's not their siblings or mother. If you keep up being near them as often as possible, they'll soon get used to you.

Here is an example of the discussion stage:

The actual sleeping stage was just a pile of multi-coloured fur.

We think one of our cats thinks he's a human, whilst believing his sister and two brothers are still cats.

"Mama! Papa! one of those cats is trying to get into our bedroom and sleep on our human bed for humans"

Did it work?

This is brilliant. Such a useful website, I'm surprised it didn't already exist.

Thank you for doing this!

These three are brothers from the same litter, and they're best mates 90% of the time, thankfully :)

That's very impressive. My personal best was 3: