cat: "...so, i just moved in. still working on getting settled. as you remember from my last video, picking a new home was not an easy task, but i finally found it. the holy grail. great views. good sun. no annoying dogs to steal the staff's attention. oh, right. the staff. guys. meet my new food getter, seat warmer and pillow fluffer, iain. seems to be an alright bloke, so i'm giving him a shot..."

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Also, since I'm a cat, I have no idea how capitalization works."

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 months ago

"...do you know how hard it is to press 2 keys at once using your feet? even the punctuation is a huge ask! i know for sure that i ordered a cat keyboard, and i have to tell you, every time the get the order wrong and deliver the crap the staff uses..."