this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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The cat could panic, run away and get lost. Small a actions can have big consequences.
If you're worried about your cat running away you shouldn't let it roam free.
Or the cat could secretly be a wicked witch, who then vows to make an evil AI to contact aliens in order to slay all humans in revenge. Who knows what monstrous things could happen as a consequence of getting a cat wet????
I never thought of it that way.
battle snare drum to a montage of buying Super Soakers, ending with a one-liner to camera...
...It's time to get some pussies wet... and witches. But mainly the pussies because the aliens. Damn it, I ruined the one-liner.
Good. Get rid of pests.
If only it was that easy to get rid of you.