If I was in that room, nothing would stop me from petting that sweetheart! It would be like a John Wick movie: me killing henchmen left and right in slow-motion as I make my way closer to the Melon kitty for head scritches...

Hey, that was a weird comment, huh? But she is so gentle and pure! ❤️

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But those were Melon’s henchmen!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

🤷‍♂️ They should have let me pet Melon...

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

that, uh, that's what the henchmen were saying....

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm Beatrix Kiddo for Melon.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

Now. Wiggle your big toe.