This is my life. Whenever I lay down in bed, my cats will cover me.
It looks nice at first but it makes masturbation very inconvenient and often dangerous.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

and often dangerous.

I HATE THAT I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

For anyone out of the loop: moving your hands under the covers triggers their hunting response and you will likely end up with claws in your hands and...whatever's in your hands.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So don’t cover up, assert dominance

[–] mech@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

I hope you enjoy 90 teeth and 60 claws homing in on your family jewels.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Was going to argue with you until I realized you aren't a windmill. I'm sure you get that a lot.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah don't let the animals know you're up to, and you only need the door shut for like 30 seconds

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Who needs to masturbate when you've got all that pussy?