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[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 13 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

As a boring killjoy D&D rules lawyer, I might point out that this will definitely lead to “them” winning, since you are killed when you attune, and therefore can never deal the 1d8 bludgeoning + 30d12 radiant damage.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The effect is not instant, you only die days later. Short term (like a fight) there is no change.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mmm this is a good interpretation. You get radiation poisoning and only die later. If for whatever reason, this item appeared at my table and we needed to adjudicate this, I would totally accept this reading.

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