"I do declare the age of a Catocracy. Humans must wake up between 6 - 7 AM. Food must be served (in abundance). Fresh water change all the time. Your bed? Our bed. No privacy. The "cold box" should be opened all the time. The sofa? Second bed. You are out. A mandatory check-in will be instore every 10 min to see if you like us. Debit card? Ours."

I wonder if I have been overthrown....already...

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

By executive order, I decree that humans are, effective immediately, forbidden to ever allow the lap to disappear, ever stop petting or playing with me, or ever leave to go to work. Additionally, I now have Presidential immunity to sleep between JayleneSlide's legs all night, and hugs and kisses must be delivered to my head at every meal time.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I'd vote for that.