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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

Semi-related, here's a list of words that contain the word "meow":

  • meows
  • meowed
  • meowing
  • homeowner
[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My party has recently murdered the 2 wealthiest people in this capital. Both had huge mansions. Incidentally they were both undead so they got a reward.

Not both houses, just the smaller one. Generally the liege Lord doesn't allow people to claim his fiefs as spoils for killing nobility.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But they were already dead!

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

But were they paying their taxes on time?

[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

It's always a good time to rewatch Hobo with a Shotgun.

It's a perfect movie. The title sets up the premise, and the movie delivers exactly what's promised. If anyone was disappointed, it's their own fault.

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Okay, hear me out.

The opposite of a murder hobo is a young couple starting a family.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A young couple owning a house in this economy??

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's possible if at least one of them went to college. Even better if both can at some point in their lives

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's going to depend on what jobs they landed, and more importantly in what part of the world they live

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com -1 points 2 years ago

Of course. But in this economy, if you're privileged enough to be able to go to school, it's best if you major in a field that is in demand and has a decent entry level salary. The people who got enough support to go to school but chose a profession that doesn't pay anything, have no sympathy from me.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 9 points 2 years ago

Homicidal Homeowner

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

We call these 'landlords'

Or in most fantasy settings, just 'lords'

[–] taanegl@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

But the elusive hobo homeowner manages to hide in plain sight.