it's your fault. you're the one that left the best part on top.
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2026
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In the vein of, if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.
I don't see nothing.
That only counts for stores. You seriously telling me if someone steals my meal from in front of me to just ignore it?
Yes.
Okay im gonna start stealing your food
Infinite food trick in one easy step: This guy wont stop feeding people for free, he is happy to do it without hesitation
- People start stealing their food.
- They don't object, so more people do it.
- They start eating healthful vegan food.
- ...
- World peace with zero hunger
You don't need to steal my food because I will freely share it.
If you ask nicely I'll even prepare you a meal in exchange for conversation.
What's your best dish you make?
I don't have favorites or bests in general. But I had a lot of compliments on my home made chips.
I'm not promising anything fancy. Most of what I make is designed around feeding many. I've raised a bunch of kids and my home has been the "fun house" so cooking for a dozen people was a common occurrence.
Most of them are adults now but at the height of it, I had a basement pantry that made a bomb shelter look under-stocked. It's smaller now but only because I cannot rotate through supplies fast enough. If I had to feed a dozen people without notice, I still could.
With a face like that, how could you be mad for long?
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Hopefully you told him how disappointed you were in him