The first indication of danger should have been the unexpected life insurance policy paperwork in last week's mail that said nothing but "Cat" for the list of beneficiaries.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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Step 2.5: Bitch about how the useless human step on me
Step 4 eat owner's dead body.
My asshole cat does shit like this all the time.
Nonononono
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit
Sue for injuries?
How come no one knows the meme anymore ;_;
I think in the original meme, you were allowed to reply with a fill in the blank for the “???” step.