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I started playing dnd well after I joined the Satanic temple and I only joined them because they stand up to the alt right when it comes to Healthcare and religious rights.
I'm someone who was raised Christian I'm so against what organized religion has become. It flies in the face of a very teachings it's supposed to represent.
The bible says to worship in your own home, and demonstrating it in public is just an act of showboating.
The very fact their churches even exist demonstrates they do not live their own teachings, let alone the opulent ones proving they're total hypocrites.
And for my next trick, I mean miracle, I'll convince this crowd that Jesus is cool with rich bureaucrats by pounding the Widow And Her Two Mites into their skulls for the second time in a month.
Camels and needles? Rendering to Caesar? Braiding a whip? Loaves and fishes? Whaaaat, no, that's socialism, I mean Satanism!