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[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just imagining this as a Dr Weird intro.

Dr: GENTALMEN.....BEHOLD!!!! A CAT!!!!

Cat: Meow.

Steve: Oh.....that's neat. Uhhhh, what're ya gonna do with her?

Dr: WHY I'M GONNA PET HER AND LOVE HER, STEVE!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!!

Steve: Aw! That sounds really nice!

cat jumps onto Steves face and claws the skin off

Dr: AW, IT'S NOT NICE AT ALL!!! IS IT, STEVE??? MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Steve: AHHHH!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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