superkret

I actually like point-buy systems where you get better at what you actually use (like in Morrowind).
I start at average values in everything and see where the story takes my character.

Missing:

• god-like magical being, masquerading as Just Some Dude (closely related: The Super-Powered Self-Insert)
• Most boring, generic build available in the system, played ironically ("His name is Hugh M. N. Fi-Thor")

Before I swipe, is this the dude's profile or the cat's?

D-Mphetamine

You should limit your intake of Euler other fats.

short for estrogen.

This is what conceiled carry permits are for.

Everyone is John

There's only one character to play: John, who is an ordinary office worker suffering from multiple personality disorder.
Each player plays one of the personalities, with their own stats and predefined (conflicting) goals. They are free to play "characters" from any setting or era.
In situations that are stressful to John, a competing dice roll determines which player takes over.
The other players can still talk and comment, and John will hear them argue inside his head.

My cat once walked across the keyboard and managed to crash a fresh install of Debian Stable to the point where I had to reinstall.
(It locked up completely, and when I rebooted it hung with a blinking cursor).
To this day I have no idea what unholy combination of keypresses could even do that.

A running gag of my campaigns is that they all start in a tavern (or bar, or mess hall, whatever fits the setting).
The barkeep is always an orc (in a modern setting I'd describe him as incredibly tall, muscular man, with a sickly skin tone, etc.) who wipes down the used beer mugs with his apron and puts them back on the shelf.

When you yeet in the sleet, you'll get stowed in the snow.

Wear the most formal clothes you own (at least nice jeans and a tucked-in tight-fitting shirt).
Leave the lower shirt buttons unbuttoned to expose the heart you painted around your belly botton in pink color.
Leave the pants fly open and have a 10 inch dildo stick out of it.