rockerface

a meowntain

Cat-in-the-box!

That cat is sick

Sick with it

Another proof that cats were never fully domesticated and still retain some of their primal instincts? I mean, besides them murdering all local wildlife if let outside.

Do not feed citrus to cats, do not feed chocolate to dogs and do not feed avocado to parrots.

Researching safe and unsafe foods should be a basic prerequisite to owning a pet.

According to all known laws of aviation, bees should not be able to fly. This one got the memo, it seems.

Landlord, actually

To shreds, you say?

I mean, usually the job of Death is to guide the soul to the afterlife once it's already detached from the body. They would probably be able to predict deaths from old age or disease, but dying in battle is usually pretty sudden.

I too think scars on my face would make me look more attractive

Möbius loaf