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Alternatively: when you pull the trigger, the gun disintegrates in your hands

Scale it up and it's a Dark Souls boss

You'd better be walking without rhythm when it's burrowing around

It's going to be both

A French trench cat, you could say

My budgie often runs all over my keyboard, but he's also too small to push the keys. So he's now also flying and landing on the keys with enough force to push them

Looking thoroughly unamused

Surpass your limits!

That's a high charisma build for sure

Not his first rodeo, clearly

As someone that has a pet parrot, they also qualify as honorary cats

That's an upgrade