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Sleep paralysis demon in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 19 points 3 weeks ago

I stop breathing at night because I have sleep catnia.

Cat venom in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 23 points 6 months ago

The venom can only be extracted by using a cardboard box.

How the heck do you give you cat a pill? in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 11 points 11 months ago

Basically it feels like you're trying to see the inside of a python's throat. Equally as dangerous.

The cat has seen things in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

More like snacks.. Lots of snacks.