mastertigurius

Thank you, I should've taken the time to read the comments properly, but that would require having time. 😅 Will definitely visit this pub when in the UK. (OP delivered... What kind of strange alternate universe am I in?)

And you neglect to mention which pub.... Is it so you can have it all to yourself?

I had cat scratch disease last year, and do not recommend it. Very painful and uncomfortable. If a cat bites or scratches you hard enough to break skin, clean and disinfect immediately. If you feel ill after a couple of weeks to a month, test yourself and kitty for Bartonella Henselae. If positive, prepare for three months to a year of misery.

"Omg, wait, let go! Oh.... That's actually really nice and warm, purrrrrrr...."

Maybe at least pour it in a different container? Edges on those things are sharp.