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Let the other players make up the false rumors.

Yeah the enchanting and spellcrafting in that game is pretty freeform. Moreso than Skyrim or Oblivion.

Yeah, Idk. I found an amulet of slowfall somewhere and ended up using them to hanglider around. He's probably just a dumbass.

Technically the problem there is the effect of that scroll wears off before you hit the ground.

You could use it as the mallet thing (not sure what the music term for that is) that you bang on the xylophone with.

Does seeding torrents count

Steal the DMs dice while the guy who wants to be a fighter kicks his ass.

Yeah, I had to leave for work at 6 during the week so that was when he got fed. If I wasn't awake by 5:30 He was on my chest licking/biting my face. I could have set my clock by it. He had a crazy sense of time.

Alone and vulnerable, you are murdered by thieves. Make a new guy for the next game.

You'll also never sleep in again. That worked for me though. That little asshole kept me from being late to work on many occasions when I forgot to charge my phone.

My dad would tell the cat we had when I was young that " is home" when I drove past the front window into the driveway and he'd take off to go wait for me at the door. He didn't do that for anyone else. I miss that cat.

That's a good way to kill your cat.