joyjoy

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 132 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The runes are written in English.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee -3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Real gamers leave the top vents unoccupied. Do I mean "no cats" or "no fans"?

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

You don't need to walk when you can fly.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I walk up to the bartender and ask him about rumors.

Bartender: "You son of a bitch, I told you if you ever come back, you better be able to pay your tab!"

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

She needs a friend named Tooty.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or the dragon is great writer and understands the concept of imagery.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

when the gold head speaks, its victims see visions

This is what writers and literature enjoyers call imagery.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

To show you the power of Flex Seal, I sawed this bard in half!

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

You can only do this as a 4th dimensional being.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

At least the second guy isn't on the streets.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Next you'll say Germany was wrong for banning the Nazi party after WWII.

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