I have three at home!
Exactly. Thank you. I believe you're being literal. What would be insane would be sitting on a free gold mine like that and not sorting out the gold because you're too good for it.
ivanafterall
joined 2 years ago
The buttholes are second-to-none.
But then how would I fuck them?
I don't actually have a cat (two dogs, though), I'm a fraud! But this is great advice!
"Sir, SIR! You'll get your table as soon as you've retrieved your assigned cat."
HEY, WAKE UP, I HAVE GOOD NEWS!
It is feeling rested!
no u
Sleeping in, then waking up to the smell of breakfast casserole. Walking out of my room and everyone's there in the kitchen together.
I admire that you came up with a much more peaceful and creative approach. But mine might be more fun, if we can get a group together.
Wielded correctly, in the hands of someone self-sacrificial, it could rectify many of society's wrongs.
Cape of (White) Flight could be fun, too.
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