That works too
don
joined 6 months ago
Black cat: uuuuuh, guys? I think we’ve been compromised…
“Yes, yes, those are some fine dimensions you are required to exist in. Yes, yes, very fine dimensions, very good dimensions.” (stretching yawn)
Look says, “Your shit is decidedly not amusing. Keep moving or catch these paws.”
Tail-on, I see.
What is this, dwarves for giants? Those fuckers are at least 5m tall, goddamn.
The way mooncake is staring at Butter’s ass, the only thing they’re judging is how best to hit that shit.
It seems she may not want you to do that. I could be wrong, naturally.
lol the preemptive num-num-numming before the water even starts, then the “hey cmon make with the tasty already” move lmao
“I fits, I sits. Put your stinky, stupid human feet somewhere else. Like outside. And stay outside. Except to feed me and clean my litter box. Then go back outside.”
Enjoy, sweet prince, for you are loved and treasure, and you shall not soon be forgotten.
Kinda weird Death doesn’t know who’s arriving ahead of time; I wouldn’t think they’d be surprised, given the nature of what they do.
“AH FUCK IT’S YOU. MY BAD HOMIE, I WAS REALLY EXPECTING SOMEONE ELSE WHO’S REALLY CLOSE TO KICKING— OH FUCK YEAH, THAT’S THEM! BRB, MAKE YOURSELF AT HELL!”